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Existential Meditation Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Calm, Soothing, Existential Shit" Skeleton Design
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Existential Meditation Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Calm, Soothing, Existential Shit" Skeleton Design

$63.50 USD
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A black crewneck that feels like a quiet, wry companion for late-night thinking. Soft yet substantial, this sweatshirt carries a meditative skeleton design and muted, esoteric sleeve glyphs that read like a private joke for those who lean into existential humor. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at midnight walks, or layered for a thoughtful gig — it settles into your rotation without shouting. The embroidery and bold chest print keep the artwork crisp through repeat wear, while the midweight cotton-poly blend holds shape and warmth. Ethical cotton sourcing and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean you can wear the mood with fewer compromises.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — durable warmth with a soft hand.
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape.
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center chest and right/left wrists; bold DTG chest art.
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a clean look and reduced fabric waste; tear-away neck label.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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